: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
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You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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