Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
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I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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