:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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