Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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