i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
