Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit