Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
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I understand Curling. That high.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.