Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
why didn't you poke me back
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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