NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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