I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
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You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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