His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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