I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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