I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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