Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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