I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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