new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
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He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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