i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
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and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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