So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
she looked like the before picture.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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