no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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