i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
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Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Randomize