We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
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Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
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I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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