dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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