I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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