gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
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But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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