just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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