I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Randomize