Christians are straight up FREAKS
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
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All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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