Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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