return my video game
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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