New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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