I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Buhtt sex?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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