I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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