apparently the secret to your success is patron
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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