He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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