and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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