Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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