I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
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his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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