We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
my poor anus
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This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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