we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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