forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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