I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Girls should come with a carfax report
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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