Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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