I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
its not stalking. its research.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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