he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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