Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
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the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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