He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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