Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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