I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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