And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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