I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
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