he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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