He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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