U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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